    // returns 1 if a conversation happened, 0 if not.
    //
    // plays autotext() conversations based on the format demonstrated in:
    // http://www.verge-rpg.com/sully.txt
    // http://www.verge-rpg.com/song.txt
    int DoInternetConversation( string url )

    // returns the speech index for a given name
    // returns -1 on a bad name.
    int NameToPort( string name )

    // This gets a tagboard message from the server and autotext plays it.
    //
    string GetTag( string s )